The bridge theory

My brother’s engaged. He’s going to get married. And all I can say is…about time.

You see my brother has this theory. Every man is on a bridge suspended over a canyon. Along the way there is beer to be drunk, Harleys to ride, four wheelers to get muddy, fish to be caught and fun to be had. And on the other side was your very own paradise. However, below the bridge lay a canyon full of gorgeous women trying to *pull* you off. Should you loose the battle you’ll be sentenced to a life of taking out the trash and fixing the toilet. Brian has watched quite a few of his friends and family get plucked off this bridge.

When Brian first told Ryan about his theory Ryan posed a question…”What if the woman you love is on the other side? What if she’s part of your paradise?” (Side note – this was long before we were married and to this day I’m not sure who he was trying to impress more; me or my family.)

So after learning Brian had proposed, Ryan asked him what happened to the bridge. Brian said, “She’s up here crossing it with me.” And he’s absolutely right. Kelly enjoys a good beer now and then. She rides her own motorcycle. She loves to go four-wheeling. She’s not afraid to get dirty. She is sweet and sincere. She has a natural beauty that shines through leather or lace.

And so it sounds like they’ll be riding off into the sunset on their Harley’s
possibly as soon as this fall!

*Edited* thanks to Adam pointing out the previous language could have been grossly misconstrued...